Hello, Deviants! Welcome to my first news report of the year! I hope you had a great New Year's because 2017 has a lot great--and bad--things in store!
Starting this report off, January 20 was the inauguration of our new president, Donald J. Trump. Conan O'Brien, fire when you're ready!
In other news, fans mourn for "Regular Show" when it ended recently after 7 years. However, Cartoon Network screwed the fans over by airing a "Teen Titans Go!" marathon on the day of the finale. Geez, CN, what were you thinking? I thought you're not trying to be like your arch rival Nickelodeon.
Speaking of which, Nickelodeon and Viacom plans to construct an underwater theme park in a Filipino island known as Palawan. It sounds far from amusing since Palawan is rich in pretty beaches and coral reefs, and the park will destroy it. So whatever you do, sign this petition ( www.thepetitionsite.com/177/99…
) so the park won't see the light of day. It's bad enough to see Spongebob rot after his first movie.
That's all the news for this month. Stay "toon"-ed!